Long island or zombie.

I wanna get drunk but hate the taste of alcohol i loved the mojito but i dont wanna spend much to get drunk. Ive heard long island iced tea can get you drunk or zombie. What do you suggest to buy and I wont get disappointed? Ive never gotten drunk enough and I wanted to experience it but not suffer through drinking something that makes me wanna puke. I bought one can of beer and hated it but drank it all with a chaser bc it would be a waste of money to just throw away.

Sorry for such a repetitive question im just inexperienced