Need to get back home with no smell

I’m 20M, 180cm, and 83kg. Tonight I’m hanging out with 5 friends by a small pool and planning to have around 4-5 shots of Absolut Vodka. I’m going to start around 7:00 PM and space them out so I can keep a solid, tipsy buzz going for a few hours.

The catch is I need the smell to be 100% gone or completely undetectable by midnight. My mom saw me drunk once and she is too religious it shattered her heart.

We are eating mashawi (heavy BBQ with garlic paste/toum) which I know will help a lot, and the pool has plenty of chlorine which will mask the body sweat scent. Since vodka doesn’t have the heavy barrel oils like whiskey, I know the main issue is just the alcohol being exhaled from my lungs as my liver processes it.

Do you guys have any elite hacks, specific mints, drinks, or routines to completely kill or mask the breath smell by the 5-hour mark? Thanks in advance!