Cocktail name ideas

The Coney Island long face, the narcoleptic mule, the Missouri toast, the special isopropie, the scrooble, the blue beast, the green beast, the yellow beast, the mango mangle, the whoreous jebezel, the blubbering Birmingham beverage, the salad spinner, Silly Malört, the red beast, the white beast, the white Shannon, the shrimp tank, the baseball pitcher, the hot honey Hernandez, the Bloody Jerry, the withered welsh warrior, the oil tycoon slurry, the twisted truth, silent whisky, the big jug o’ Shannon, Omaha Spritz, Obama Spritz

What would the recipes be let me know