Getting wasted at a taco bar in the philippines

So, I’m traveling in the philippines right now. A friend brought me to this taco bar thursday. I had a few drinks, friend left, then this cute girl buys me a drink. She kept showing me her tiktok videos, giving me her vape, blah blah. I go home.

Friday night I come back, bartender is friends with that cute girl and told me to go pick her up so I did that after I had a few beers. Came back, had a few more then this nice chinese dude buys me tacos, and another beer. I was a little drunk and confused, but I said fuck it thanks bro. Then suddenly shit starts picking up, a russian dude bought double tequila shots for everyone. We all started dancing, I was dancing with that cute girl. Italian dude bought more shots, I said fuck it I’ll take another.

The owner of the bar was absolutely slammered herself and dancing then brought out a bottle of tequila and vodka and we started taking even more shots. After probably 15 beers and 6+ shots later, it was 6 am and the place closed. I went to pee, fell asleep in the damn bathroom and was locked in the building. A goat woke me up at 10 am. Neighbor that owned the goat called the owner and her friend. They come and unlock me, and the owner is still slammered. She brings out a few beers and we all drink one. At damn 11 am lol.

After that, her friend owns a small subdivision where the owner lives. We all go there and everyone from the damn party was there still drinking, some passed out. Seafood and crab all over the table, of course my ass fell asleep and missed going back here for more fun hahaha.

So the friend had rooms to put everyone that was drunk in, everyone thought that the cute girl was my girlfriend so I guess that’s why we got a room together. Separate beds though. She went to sleep, I couldn’t really sleep. She said she was cold so I found her a blanket and covered her up. After a little bit she asked me to move to her bed and cuddle with her, so I did. After about an hour of her sleeping it was about 2 pm. We went downstairs and some people were playing guitar and singing, I was offered a few shots so took them hahaha. After a bit of fun there she wanted me to come back upstairs to cuddle and sleep some more, except one thing led to another and we had a little too much fun.

Blah blah, moral of the story kids, become an alcoholic. Especially in the philippines, it’s only like 50 cents at the bar. Never really drank before I got here, but I guess its never too late to have fun at 25.