I tried every hard seltzer flavor pack at my local grocery store. I rated them from 1-10

White Claw Surf (9.5) Truly Margarita (9.3) Bud Light Hard Soda (9.1) Truly Lemonade (9.0) White Claw Variety 1 (8.8) Bud Light Sour (8.8) High Noon Tailgate (8.7) Bud Light Cocktail (8.7) White Claw Surge (8.6) Truly Punch (8.4) White Claw Lemonade (8.4) High Noon (8.3) High Noon 2 (8.3) Truly Citrus (8.3) White Claw Variety 2 (8.3) Happy Dad (8.3) Smirnoff Neon Lemonade (8.3) Bud Light Tie Dye (8.2) Corona Limonada (8.2) Montauk Brewing Lemonade (8.2) White Claw Variety 3 (8.2) Topo Chico Variety (8.1) Corona Variety (8.0) Corona Tropical (8.0) Montauk Brewing (8.0) Blue Light Tart (7.9) Corona Seltzerita (7.8) Mike’s Hard Variety (7.7) Truly Tea (7.6) Bud Light Apple Slices (7.6) Bud Light Variety (7.5) Natty Light Variety (7.4) Blue Light Variety (7.4) Truly Poolside (7.3) White Claw Iced Tea (6.7) Vizzy Mimosa (6.6) Vizzy Variety (6.5) Bud Light Full Flannel (6.1)

Lowest score is a 6.1 because I enjoy every seltzer to at least some degree. Scores are based on the average of the flavors in each pack.

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