Dumb alcoholic shit

One time I got drunk, needed a bucket to puke in. So as I was drinking I’d puke every once in a while, and I put bleach in the bucket (because drunk) then I had to piss and pissed in the bucket (because I’m an alcoholic and do dumb shit) and the piss and bleach made mustard gas. And when I puked again I inhaled the gas and ended up puking blood for a couple days.

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