Anyone else lose your fucking glasses every time you get too drunk?

I’m blind as a bat without my glasses. I recently lost my glasses and have been wearing a old pair while I wait for some new ones to arrive. I got blackout drunk, woke up and they were nowhere to be found. I’m very careful with them when I’m sober and always put them in the same spot when I take them off.

A few days ago, I lost the old pair I’ve been wearing the same way, but luckily my mom found them for me. I wouldn’t see well enough to find them. They were sitting on my bookshelf with my clown collection and I have no idea why I would have put them there