I guess I can’t drink Redbull and Captain Morgan.

I decided to get some cheap captain Morgan spiced rum and I didn’t really think far enough ahead for what to mix it with (Drinking straight is too dangerous for my habits). So of course I saw some redbull laying around and decided to give it a mix. Didn’t put more than a shots worth of my rum into a styrofoam cup and filled the rest with Redbull, half an hour later stomach pains. Another specified amount of time later I am currently shitting my brains out… I think what sucks the most is how good the mixture I made tasted but I refuse to do it again with how it makes my bowels move.