What is the best way to conservative yourself while drunk?

I am drunk right now so I am being a bit too much of myself right now. And yeah I admit when it comes to being myself I am a bit of a terrorist and while I like that I think it’s too much.

I mean I drank alcohol when I was 14 and idolize serial killers. I mean like there do seem to be some things like my hate for my state of Indiana which is why my mom plans to move to Maryland.

Either way, I am drunk so how can I compose myself?