Best Jungle Juice Competition

So I have an idea to find the best jungle juice in existence by holding a jungle juice contest. The criteria would be how fast it gets you drunk, how much it (doesn’t) taste like liquor, the cost, and the flavor. Probably also how many ingredients are used in it too. The goal is to buy a recipe off of someone that’s perfect for parties. Thoughts? Any other criteria I should add? What’s a good city to hold this competition in?