Somebody PLEASE make my evil jungle juice.

RECIPE:

1 Gallon of Kilju (Can be replaced by cheap beer of choice, not recommended.)

5 shots Bacardi

3 shots Jose cuervo silver

4 of those chocolate buzzballs

Scoop of creatine

Scoop of protein powder

75% a liter of espresso

3/5ths of a liter of coffee creamer

1/4th liter of the cheapest vodka in your area

Unroll 5 American spirit blues and sprinkle the tobacco into the juice

6 shooters of green apple fireball

A small pour of jack Daniels to your heart’s content

A shot of honey jack Daniels, to be extra awful.

Allow it to ruminate in your fridge for a day

Served cold with your favorite cigarettes and friends

If you make this please send me what it looks like and describe the taste, please god.