Four Lokos

I’m a lightweight. 150lbs, 6’2, so I guess it makes sense. These cans get me UNBELIEVABLY messed up. I can handle shots pretty well. 4 shots of Fireball is enough to get me pretty loopy, a little fucked up but still coherent. One Four Loko? I’m cooked. I literally cannot function at all, and am completely wasted. Why does this happen? By the time I was finished I was scream-singing karaoke in the living room until I collapsed onto the couch and fell asleep. Is there some kind of secret ingredient in these that just makes lightweights like me completely nonsensical?