Recommend me drinks

Just turned 18 this april (legal drinking age in my country) and I wanna know what good booze that will make me drunk, I’ve tried red sparkling wine, it’s good but I didn’t get drunk that much only a little and it made me sleepy which helped with my broken sleep schedule. I really want to get drunk and talk to a random object about dumb shit like this: “If you smoke out of your asshole and you fart, will your ass blow smoke?”.. Any recommendations?