When I was 15 I drank 2 1.5 liter El Rancho Gloria Margarita bottles.

So I got super hammered when I was 15 and drank 3 liters of El Rancho Gloria Margaritas and got arrested for an MIP and apparently I was trying to enter the neighbors house. But I wasn’t charged with MIP or anything because my ex was sober enough to explain I drank 3 liters of 13.9 % and it was apparently dangerous. So they got me in a wee woo and drove me to Vancouver city hospital the one near the Walmart. Thank God the good ma Samaritan law exists.