Titos, why?

Shits trash. I genuinely prefer five o clock or whatever that 5 dollar garbage is over titos- which has a distintctive fucking nasty taste, id literally use the cheapest vodka i could find over that stuff.. not sure why anyone would buy it, its the jose cuervo(trash “tequila” for morons who should try saving their money to buy the decent stuff) of vodka- in fact id say they taste strangely similar, very adjuncty/ i threw a bunch of corn trash to ferment in the mix flavor.I’m not much of a booze snob, I drink natty light when moneys tight, I don’t even grimace as hard drinking miller high life(it’s just a shitty MGD)- which kind of follows titos and jose.

Anyways, if you drink titos and like it, please don’t have kids, and please stop drinking, you need every last brain cell.