my parents are absolute pussies for not letting me be allowed to drink. They underestimate how old i am.

I (20M) am turning 21 in 5 months from now. Yet, i still get babied like i am a toddler when it comes to asking for beer. srsly? are they dumb? retarded? or gay??? probably all three. I’ll have them know i am older than the 1st iphone, youtube, xbox 360, ipad, fnaf, minecraft, fortnite, roblox, Call of Duty 4, Covid 19, The Great Recession of 2008, obama terms in office, harambe’s death, ishowspeed, the death of MJ, The death of Osama bin Laden, Four Loko, and Older than the entirety of Gen Alpha. There’s many things i can list that prove that i am old and mature enough to handle a beer. Despite what the dumbass law is in the U.S. Yet, my parent’s continue to baby me saying that i can’t do it. Fuck em. Fuck the world. How can i not drink while some bum ass 16 year old can?? in what world is that acceptable?? I am young, but old enough for a drink dammit! Yet my parent’s love to shove a bunch of sticks up their ass to belittle me like i am 7 years old. Bunch of gay ass twinks. I don’t need them. They are subhuman to me. I deserve better! not being raised by autistic mentally retarded parents. At least i am the smartest one in the family. My parents are as clueless as a rock. I ain’t taking care of them when they are older. They can rot in a nursery home.