Need a recommendation on drink choice

I don’t enjoy any alcoholic drink. I’ve tried enough to know that there isn’t anything alcoholic drink that I will “enjoy”. I do enjoy getting tipsy though. Beer isn’t bad but I get bloated before I drink enough to get drunk. A 20 ounce gatorade with a shot of vodka is downable but once again, it’s too much liquid to get down to get a buzz going. My current thoughts is maybe red wine and coke 50/50.. it’s not great but it’s OK.