hot take, four lokos are goated

i’ve heard that four lokos make people feel sick the next the day but in my experience they have the triple threat of alcoholic drink greatness. 1. they are 3$ for 14% 23.5oz cans which is you assume a bottle of wine is 12%, there is more alcohol in a four loko then a 750ml bottle of wine. 2. if you drink 2 (in my experience, 22 y/o 160lbs) you will blackout, and 3. there is little to zero hangover whatsoever. the worst “hangover” i get is feeling slightly uncomfortable/dizzy a few hours after i wake up. absolutely the best drink ever put on the market and i’m surprised they can still sell it that cheap or at all.