Help me

IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH OR EATING DO NOT READ ‼️

This is going to sound crazy but I’m too embarrassed to ask someone I know so I figured I should consult Reddit

Last night I was drinking a ton of crown apple after a hard day at the battery factory (I literally melted some of my skin off) and I went a little overboard. Well, next thing I know I’m on the shitter, cheeks clenched, hand gripping the toilet paper holder, toes curled and straight crown apple is coming out of my ass. I could even smell it and my asshole burned just the way your throat does when you drink it. is this normal? Like wtf happened to me