Best Fifth for White Elephant?

I’m going to a White Elephant party in a few weeks where we exchanges fifths of any alcohol we want, and I have no idea what to get. The past two years I’ve gone, my picks have been duds. First year was Deep Eddy’s Lemon Vodka, last year was straight Ketel One Vodka.

This year, I want to bring something that gets fought over. Something that makes people ooh and aah or laugh. But I’m stumped.

What recommendations do you all have for this? I’d like to spend no more than 40 or 50 USD, if possible.