any alcohol that actually doesn’t taste like alcohol?

so I have this problem where, the taste of alcohol repulses me to my core so fucking much that the only way to make it not haunt my mouthspace for the rest of the night is to chug down as much hard liquor as humanly possible in under a minute until it knocks my taste buds out. I AM capable of drinking in moderation, it’s just that then the aftertaste tends to become far too distracting to actually pay attention to any of the drunk feelings, and then the night tends to just not be very fun.

I feel like if I could find an alcoholic beverage that DOESN’T taste like satan’s stomach acids, this problem could probably be solved.