Happy 21 to me, does all beer taste like hot garbage?

Genuine question. I’ve tried Bud Light and Busch, they both taste like I’m drinking water that has been sitting in rice or flour or something, then they carbonated it. Take the water out after you boiled some potatoes and carbonate it and that’s beer to me.

Is it just that Bud Light and Busch are bad beers, or is it just that beer tastes like that and is much like coffee to where it’s an acquired taste? If that’s the case, I take my coffee with a lot of sugar and cream haha.

A couple of staples that I did like:
Fireball + Coke or pepsi
Jim Beam Apple w/ ginger ale
Tito’s and coke/pepsi,
Titos and Orange Juice
Not your father’s rootbeer (personal favorite, but up there with fireball and coke)
Angry Orchard Cider

Any recommendations?