Do not drink Bacardi unless you want to black out and have the cops bring you home

Long story short- I thought it’d be fun to watch Spider-Man off the Bacardi Orange Juice. Well, guess what. Went to the 11pm show, don’t remember any of the movie, came to my senses at a Waffle House, lost my mind again, came to at a Wawa, lost my mind again, came back after a cop pulled up behind me cuz I was walking in the grass on the interstate. Told the cop where I was, and he’d said I’d must been walking a long time.

How the hell did this happen to me?

I am new to drinking, and I try bottom shelf first. I been drinking Recipe 21, and it gets me drunk but not FUCKED UP. Bacardi really just fucked me up. Most sloppy drunk I’ve ever had.