Don’t drink and shop

My buddy and I got drunk together a few days ago. We talked about nonsense like zombie apocalypse, the end of the government etc. (Not seriously, just joking around).

What do u need in that case? A gas mask, tools, weapons, a fishing rod, an instrument (we agreed on a ukulele).

I didn’t realize it at the time, but he ordered all that stuff and some more on Amazon at that moment. It all arrived today and I can’t stop laughing 😂😂

Tltr: Never browse amazon while drunk af