Worst alcohol ever?

Bought this “premium traditional Transylvanian spirit” in Romania 7 years ago thinking I’d be that guy bringing exotic alcohol to parties.

SEVEN years!!!!

This bottle has outlived friendships, apartments, and my will to try it again.

Every time someone opens it, the room immediately smells like fermented regret and medieval plumbing.

One sip and you start questioning your life decisions, your ancestry, and possibly your future.

At this point it’s less a drink and more a cursed artifact. I’m convinced if I finish it, I either unlock an achievement or summon something.

Anyone else have a bottle that just refuses to be drunk? Or should I just accept that this thing is going to be in my will?