What to do with Pink Whitney?

Around early March I made the terrible mistake of getting a bigass bottle of Pink Whitney only to find out it just tastes like hand sanitizer. I have nobody willing to drink it with me and I don’t believe in wasting alcohol especially if I’ve paid good money for it. I’ve tried mixing it with regular pink lemonade and that was just okay, but I need advice on how to make this god awful drink bearable enough to finish the bottle.