I know nothing about Alcohol, ask me an alcohol based question, and I will answer it immediately, wrong, and earnestly

I want to know a lot about Alcohol but don’t know squat. Figure out that the best way to learn is by trail by fire. Ask me the most complicated niche question on any topic involving alcohol and I will (without looking It up) answer it the best I can. And when I get if wrong, please correct me so I can learn

Thank you