Booze gives taste to a tasteless world, boring world

Everything is boring. Relationships are so fucking complicated. Work sucks. But booze gives it all a sudden, different taste. Everything is beautiful, everyone is interesting when there are drinks. My bet is, that we invented it because we know the real world sucks and we saw it makes everything seem so much better. Fuck death, fuck misery, fuck poverty, they will all drown in the pit of beer I created for them. Cheers