Cutwaters

I made a grave mistake of drinking 3 cutwaters (mango margarita) in a span of 45 minutes this weekend. First time ever getting blackout.

I’m a college kid who doesn’t drink often. Had a great game Saturday (play college football) and thought I might as well go out especially since it’s halloweekend, and holy shit. I remember playing Mario super sluggers and bam, memory is Gina for a chunk of 4 hours. Just wiped. Don’t remember any of this below.

My friends who recollected of what I was doing, apparently I was funneling natty lites and kept telling everyone I’m super drunk, then would forget and say it again. Over and over. Was watching reels for like 1.5 hours with my boys, they told me they were pretty good though. Then went on over to a girls apartment and one of my friends tried to set me up with a girl, but they said I put on cat ears and meowed at them😭😭. Proceeded to walk over with my friends to one of our coaches house to take a pic of his basement and send it to him as a prank. Afterwards, we made it to the all campus party. Apparently I was frat flicking in the corner for 2 hours talking to a few girls. Smoked a cigarette (first time ever, never have done that) and somehow woke up with a girl in my bed.

What a night I had that I have no memory of. On a positive note, I heard I just get more stupid when I’m drunk. Better than turning creepy or something I guess…

Don’t drink 3 cutwaters though 😂 or do…