Collecting drink stories

Hello all.

I am collecting people’s drink stories (for some writing research). The more absurd, the better. Crazy “recipes” are OK.

Example. My idiotic story is that one time we drank wine from crystal candle holders because my bud could not tell them from drinkware :))

Example 2. My friend went to Amsterdam. They checked into a hotel and went out right after. At 2 am he could not remember the name of his hotel or how to get there. He decided to go back to Central Station and retrace his earlier steps hoping for “leg memory”. And that worked!

Please help me expand my collection!