Lalalala

I know nothing about alcohol yet I’ve been drinking for like seven years im soooo stupid I know but I refuse to learn anything when I can just chug it and think later but the actual point im trying to make is flavored vodka is so nasty i like it when it’s just kinda. The shit you wanna drink. Without some random fruit added that just makes it harder to get down. Hopefully you guys will understand but this is reddit so I know you’ll hate me and throw tomatoes and act like im the second coming of. Is there a Jesus equivalent in hell? Like Satan’s son that comes to earth to curse us? If there is I feel like reddit would think I am him. Or her. Or they. Or it. I’m trying to be inclusive here. But actually it’s probably a woman bc evil men are rarely seductive enough to convince others to be bad people but if a woman told me all the steps it would take to kill a family of eight qith over half of the children being infants but also she stroked my chin and got close enough to make me want to make out with her but stayed far enough that I knew it wouldn’t happen I would become her little iraqi war recruit immediately. That bush is taking me directly onto a land mine and I am OKAY with it. Sorry I don’t know what this has to do with alcohol anymore I’m just lonely.