Recommendations?

Hey! I’m 20f and need recommendations for coolers. I don’t love the taste of alcohol and find a lot of coolers just have this bitter sour taste of alcohol thats I don’t like. I know it’s wishful thinking but I want something to get me drunk that tastes like juice lol. I’d say I like smirnoff ice the most but it still has a slight alcoholy bitter taste to me. Mikes hard blue freeze isn’t too bad either. Any recommendations for something I’d like that’s at lcbo?

Some things I’ve tried: white claw, black fly, cut water (disgusting), arizona hard (disappointing), mikes lemonade, coors seltzer, twisted tea, vodka mud shake