First time drinking – no euphoria, only dizziness?

First time drinking, and I had around ~2.5 cans of beer. I was alone, not with anyone else.

I only felt being really dizzy and “out of it”, and fell to the ground everytime I tried to stand up. And that’s about it. I didn’t feel any euophoria, just super dizzy and unable to think clearly. I thought being buzzed was supposed to make you feel happy and euophoric?