2 Four Lokos VS 2 40oz Steel Reserves

Alright busters, I just want to hear what you would prefer when the walls are closing in and you just want to be in a different place.
Only cheap shitty alcohol you’d drink in a drainage ditch in high school please. Mainly I want to know if two 40oz Steel Reserves will be better than 2 Four Lokos, I’m a goblin on probation so I will probably water down the beer so I can sip for longer