Drinking non-alcoholic beer at work… technically a productivity booster?

Hear me out: it’s 0.0%, it looks like beer, but it’s legally sad soda. So if I crack open a cold one during a Zoom meeting, is that a red flag… or just hydration with vibes?

Because today I brought a six-pack of Heineken 0.0 to the office fridge and now half the team is either judging me or asking where I got it. Am I a trailblazer or just unemployed in 3-5 business days?

What’s the verdict, degenerates? 🍻