I’ve seen a guy pass out for the first time.

Hey y’all. Yesterday was a wild retirement party. This was outside in moderately hot weather (85F-89F) and everyone was drinking as usual, some were smoking weed as well. I’m not sure if this guy who passed out was crossfading.

I wasn’t paying attention to what he was really doing prior to passing out while standing (I was moderately drunk), he fell like a sack of rocks and hit a plank on the way down and started snoring. At first we thought he passed out from heat exhaustion since alcohol and heat aren’t a good combo, but that was a potential influence. We cooled off his body while he took his snooze for about 10 mins. I’ve never seen this before so I asked if we should call 911 but my mom who’s a nurse told me that all they will do is put him in a room with a bucket and a water IV until he sobers up, so an expensive visit for the same treatment he was getting from us anyway or so I’m told. We eventually decided to get him a ride home, so we put him in a wheelbarrow and wheeled him to the car where he proceeded to projectile vomit 3 times. He was half asleep but he woke up and walked to the car almost by himself which is a sign that he’s going to be totally fine.

The rest of the night was nice and mundane, although there was almost a fight in the house. There were like two guys who would have been better off not drinking due to their situation.

They tell me to not be like that guy but they wouldn’t blame me, getting that drunk isn’t my goal because it completely ruins the experience. Alcohol, from my less crazy over-drinkings, can be dangerous if you’re not slowing down because the last drink can take anywhere from 15 – 45 mins to finally hit you.

Anyways here’s what I had at the party: decent sized meal first, strawberry infused vodka mix (tall glass with ice), a hit of Sativa from a pipe, bourbon and 7up mix, 3 more pipe hits over an hour, Johnnie Walker Black Label scotch whiskey on the rocks, and then a fucking delicious home-made Kahlua. From 3pm to 10:30pm.

It was fun for the most part. I’ve never tried weed before until then. Crossfaded only slightly.

Got any stories to share? Thoughts?