Don’t feel anything from hard liquor, but do from the beverages in cans (Mike’s harder, four loco)

It’s so weird. I can drink mixed drinks and just take straight shots and I hardly feel anything if at all. But I’ll drink half a can of Four Loko and I’m buzzed as hell. Could it be slow metabolism? But that wouldn’t explain why one does it and not the other.

Down in Vegas at fat tuesdays, I had the largest size hurricane and it didn’t do anything to me