Well, took me 20 years but I did it!

Got drunk and messaged my crush from 20+ years ago, knowing how bad an idea that is.

I just wanted to see how her opinion of me has changed over 20 years when I pop out the blue. Still waiting for the flamethrowing.

This will be unanimously fun when I get torched. And I’ll give her credit, damn she’s still way too hot… I didn’t age nearly as gracefully.

Regardless; cheers to Jack for the wingman. 🥃