I accidentally created a cocktail that’s too powerful. Send help.

So, I was messing around in the kitchen, trying to make a “fancy” drink to impress my friends. I threw together some bourbon, black tea, honey, lemon, and a secret ingredient that I now realize was a grave mistake: a hefty dose of Horny Goat Weed extract (don’t ask why I had it).

Fast forward 30 minutes. My heart is racing, my body feels weirdly energized, and my brain is having an internal debate between fight, flight, or find someone to make out with. I casually Google my ingredient choice and—turns out—Horny Goat Weed is basically nature’s version of… well, let’s just say it’s not just a catchy name.

Now my friends are demanding I name this monstrosity. I’m thinking something like The Regret Manhattan or Whiskey Dick Punch. Any better ideas before I lose my dignity entirely?

P.S. This drink actually slaps, but proceed with caution.