Drinking Smirnoff to get drunk? Best way to do it?

I hate alcohol, hate the taste of liquor, hate the taste of beers, so in casual parties in order to get a buzz and have a little fun I end up drinking Smirnoffs, usually 2-3 in and im already feeling light headed and more sociable.

However I hate the feeling of drinking too much sugar.

With the holidays coming up what would be the best way to get drunk, not deal with the terrible taste of liquor and beer, and still feel like im not going to give myself diabetes?