Fellow lightweights, what’s your go-to on a night out?

I mean if you’re going clubbing or to a party and intend on getting shitfaced.

Normally I start with 1/2 pint of whatever cider they have on tap. Drink that pretty fast, feel no effects but can tell I’ve been drinking.

Then a double vodka mixer of some variety. Sip that. Now I’m tipsy.

Then either another double vodka or some VKs (bottled vodka mixers) (1 or 2 depending on price and how I’m feeling). Normally I’m starting to see stars.

Sometimes another 1/2 pint of cider before going home.

This will be spread over a few hours. If I’m going to my favourite club, I’ll grab a cocktail as I walk in the door to get things going.

It’s not much, normally I’m still lucid enough to drag myself (and as the other night showed- someone else) home (their home, I dropped them off, she was falling over, her boyfriend was thankful), but as soon as I’m in the door I’m falling over and feeling BAD.

Tonight I’m drinking with the express purpose of not getting drunk but I love my shitty canned cocktails I get from the shop and it’s a Saturday so…

How much do y’all drink in a night?