How to smell like alcohol

It’s a weird question. I’m a recovering alcoholic, and also a complete asshole. I was wondering if anyone knew about any cologne, body spray, breath mint, or gum that smell like alcohol (preferably beer.) Mints or gum need to be actually 100% alcohol free. I just want to reek of alcohol without actually drinking any. Why? To trick the people who care about me into thinking I’ve fallen off the wagon, as a prank. Too far? Maybe. Hilarious? To me, absolutely. Thanks in advance for anything yall can suggest.