I came up with this quote a few minutes ago. I thought /r/alcohol would appreciate

Just to be clear, I’m not a professional “quote maker”. I’m just an mid-20s man who greatly values his intelligence and freedom to do whatever he wants with his body. That being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

“What some may call alcoholism I call pre-gaming for the next day.” – blubberalls

Eh?