I am the little bald boy pictured grabbing an ice cold Coors.

I was banned from the r/beer and r/beerporn sub because I love coors light too much. They thought I was trolling. I told them coors light runs through my veins but they denied my appeal to unban me. I have messaged the moderators of the r/coorslight sub but they have yet to get back to me. I’m looking for a community that will accept me. Any advice?