worst thing you’ve done while drunk?

I got shitfaced at my friends yesterday and made a fool of myself once again, but every time I wake up from blacking out I always ask “did I hit anyone?” and as long as the answer is no, truthfully I dont really care what happened. I say this because about 2 years ago I went to a bar with my friend and his family, ended up blacking out, and tried fighting his dad. Obviously we aren’t friends anymore and he suggested I go to rehab ( I am not a frequent drinker, just a bad blackout). Anyway, I’d love to hear some your guys worst drunk/blackout stories so I can try to make myself feel slightly better!