I just went to jail for the first time in my life for a DUI, I also totaled my girlfriend’s car.

Jail was the worst experience of my life, when I got out, I actually had a seizure yesterday due to alcohol withdrawal, I proceeded to fall down a fucking flight of stairs and my entire body hurts so bad. (Both ankles, knees, and wrists, huge gash on my stomach.)

If you’re ever gonna get behind the wheel, make sure you’re sober.