So I booked this shit ass hotel to treat myself and I can’t even sit in the jacuzzi without like a damn blimp

Not trying to make this r/drunk

But when I showed I was sober and mad excited.

Now I have drawn a hot bath, got a bottle of champagne and glasses, and I’m rolling around in the water like freshly dawned glass in a sink. Is the air from from all the beer causing me to be unusually boyant, and my great silky smooth skin causing me to be slippery to any outside intervention? Help, I’m afraid if I get back in I’ll spin myself to death.