why don’t i get stupid when i drink?

for some reason, whenever i drink (pretty much every night) i dont get the effects that majority of other people tend to. the only noticeable effect i feel while drunk is having increased abilty to talk to people. no slurred speech, no illiterate texting, no regrets, no loss of balance, no blurry vision, etc. for example, im typing this out while absolutely sloshed. whenever i drink theres no loss in competence, it makes no sense because i usually ingest enough alcohol to the point where im balancing on vomiting and feeling great. could anybody explain why this is?

p.s. (this post isnt to brag, im genuinely curious)