Im the sloppiest drunk ever, is it possible to improve

When i drink a lot i cant help but become a raging lunatic, i usually spill all over myself, talk a lot of nonsense and above all others have a propensity for “unusual” behavior such as running away to the woods to sleep under a bunch of leaves, attempting to climb buildings and even stealing other peoples drinks. I only do these things when im really hammered but its not like they are even thought out, conscious decisions, these are things that simply happen but they end up causing embarrassment and burden, is there any real way to improve my ways when hammered?