Wine is putrid and disgusting

I have drank a fair amount of wine in my life. As well as frequently browsed r/cripplingalcoholism

I drink too much. I understand how that feels. I will drink anything if it’s available. Well, almost.

On multiple occasions I’ve been hung over, reached for the readily available hair of the dog (wine) and vommed on the first sip. It’s not the alcohol. I could drink a colt 45 at 7 AM and not throw up. It’s the poo taste.

Wine tastes like (pardon my French) an old lady is shitting grapes she ate 50 years ago into my mouth.

I’ve tried whites, reds, rosés, etc. I enjoy sangria but it’s more for the fruit and sugar and booze than the wine. I would much prefer drinking a strong fruity beer.

Port wine is ok, but it tastes like Kool Aid. And leads to sugar hangover, which, wait…. Leads me to my next point

Wine gets me hung over as SHIT even if I don’t have a whole lot of it. And it’s a weird, stuffy nose, brain fog hangover that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.

I realize a lot of people would say “don’t drink wine to get drunk, enjoy it with a meal/ flavor enhancer” but I could also swab my finger beneath my nuts, lick it and take a bite out of my steak to make the steak taste better. Is that the idea?

TL/DR wine is absolutely disgusting and if you’re drinking it because you think it’s cute, do yourself and your stomach a favor and switch to beer. Beer is delectable and at the very least, inoffensive.